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Side effects of this board(8 posts)

Side effects of this boardtommyb
Aug 10, 2001 8:31 AM
PC crash again
I am the blue screen of death
no one hears my scream

call PC helpdesk
reflect, repent and reboot
their best zen advice

bike has better plan
flick on/off switch only once
get outside and ride

delirious heat
panting dog hides in cool shade
chase bike i think not

ninety nine degrees
think back to winter fondly
look ahead to fall

brain completely cooked
all thoughts become staccato
in five seven five

haiku bandwagon
what link to cycling has this?
jump on anyway

return home red face
only one request my dear
gimme a cold beer

lovely bride annoyed
insistent with me is she
construct full sentence

PC boot with hope
and another beer begun
posting haiku prose

rather subtle change
years or even weeks before
used too many words

too much time on bike?
hours spent surfing r-b-r?
cycling poetry

are you affected?
to whom shall we assign blame?
you know who you are!
you're a natural!...Haiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 9:15 AM
power twins activate! form eagle, and bucket of ice!
** a different approach **Haiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 11:01 AM
this board
change apparent
cycling related prose
affecting the way i ride bike
and live

bad computer
can't you be more like bike?
no bike help desk for me to call
just ride

porch dog
sometimes under
when cooler, dog gives chase
oppressive sun makes dog seek shade
no chase

fuel for the ride
drink sports mix, eat sugars
but what is best recovery?
cold beer

bike board excess
more time on net than bike
developed finger saddle sores
bag balm?

know who's to blame
but not what to call him
perhaps Haikundikes will do...
or jeff
Perhaps we need a poetry section of the board? (nm)Len J
Aug 10, 2001 11:19 AM
Oh they will like you here.MB1
Aug 10, 2001 12:53 PM
one more post, then i'll quit rhyming for the day (limerick)Haiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 11:29 AM
once was a poster called tommyb
haiku flowed from his every key
worried about his breadth
'til the blue screen of death
no longer counts lager calories

funny thing happened today outside
when i got on my bike to take a ride
the mercury drew near
and i looked for a beer
when cycling by my lovely bride

riding country roads i pass a dog
he lays on the porch and saws logs
a whistle did i make
but poochie, he was baked
only glared at me through a sleepy fog

board was flooded this week with haiku
and everyone joined in, including you
did jeffreyh start the fad
posting about pantyhose dad?
and shaved legs, piercings and tattoos?

there's nothing wrong with my jive
reading and posting, i feel so alive!
surprised to read the log
when Doug changed to Dog
but fun to comment in five-seven-five
I'm not worthytommyb
Aug 10, 2001 12:37 PM
you: Merckx of haiku
colnago among huffies
me: fred wannabe
LOL: colnago among huffies. NMHaiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 1:01 PM