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in the spirit of Dog Sloan's new handle, suggestions for me?(28 posts)

in the spirit of Dog Sloan's new handle, suggestions for me?Haiku d'état
Aug 9, 2001 11:22 AM
now that Do(u)g has a cool new handle, i can't bear to go on as dull ol' "jeffreyh", even IF the "h" can be construed as "haiku". this could be an early form of mid-life crisis. nah, probably just handle envy.

my other net account is "cat5tattoo". since i don't race, but i do ride a bit like a squirrel in heat, i was thinking "cat7haiku", but that's a little cumbersome. suggestions appreciated (haiku welcome).

be nice.
How about ee(cummings) (nm)Len J
Aug 9, 2001 11:34 AM
how about just CATnm
Aug 9, 2001 11:35 AM
how about BashoLuis
Aug 9, 2001 11:49 AM
Winter downpour -
even the monkey
needs a raincoat.

Basho, late 1600s
re: in the spirit of Dog Sloan's new handle, suggestions for me?Skip
Aug 9, 2001 11:49 AM
Rhymin Saimin
Haiku Jon

To be, or not too
To change, or remain the same,
Decisions, oh my.
nice hiku (nm)ak
Aug 9, 2001 12:01 PM
What new handle?Dog
Aug 9, 2001 12:12 PM
I you register and then change your handle through the Preferences, it also changes all the messages you did while registered. Sort of fun.

I'd go with an animal name. Here's a list
"Amphibian Larva" LOL. i'll keep scrolling down. nm (nh)Haiku d'état
Aug 9, 2001 12:17 PM
why register?ak
Aug 9, 2001 12:17 PM
are there advantages to this or is it just more SPAM? just wonderin'

Ps: from your list, I vote for "Bearded Dragon" use you imagination.
I like Anseriformes. What the heck is that? :) (nm)JL
Aug 10, 2001 4:43 AM
Jeff-doggy-dog?Humma Hah
Aug 9, 2001 12:24 PM

Obviously it should be Squirrel-N-Heat
Skullcaps? (nm)mike mcmahon
Aug 9, 2001 12:31 PM
How about "The Lizard King"?DINOSAUR
Aug 9, 2001 12:43 PM
Hey don't blame me, I'm partial to big reptiles...
Durn, its RETROACTIVE!Humma Hah
Aug 9, 2001 2:51 PM
I pushed "Next 40" a couple of times and looked up some old messages. Things I KNOW were posted by "Doug Sloan" are now "Dog"!

So, if I see Dog coming up behind me in my third-eye mirror, will I think its .... I don't even wanna THINK about it.
WANNABIESWoof the dog
Aug 9, 2001 6:56 PM
Why is it always like this: I pick a good original screen name only to have everyone else start making up new versions of the same god damn thing? Ouch, very ouch!!!!

Woof, the original dog
this is why there's a cycling "Prime Directive"Haiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 5:13 AM
if you travel back in time and distract the maker of Doug Sloan's colnago on the day of the birth of that bike, does that mean that the Dog of today would still be Dog, or Doug, and would be be riding 508 miles? would he even be a lawyer? what if we went back to the birth of the ancestors of the folks that started colnago, hyp-mo-tized them and implanted "centurion" in the subconscious, 150 years down the road would Doug actually BE a Dog? if a butterfly landed on a leaf floting on a puddle in the amazon,...
Aug 10, 2001 5:37 AM
Are you on drugs? (My Cousin Vinny)

Dog :-)
RE: this is why there's a cycling "Prime Directive"mr tornado head
Aug 10, 2001 4:44 PM
In human years or dog years?

mr t h
re: in the spirit of Dog Sloan's new handle, suggestions for me?Tr-State Cycler
Aug 9, 2001 3:46 PM
Master of Haiku
J's Haiku Shop
Bikin' Haiku
Heart o' Haiku
Hai Kurate
Spiritual Haiku
Haiku From The Handlebar
Crouching Jeffrey Haiku Dragon
I vote for CJHDLazy
Aug 9, 2001 4:12 PM
Could also stand for Cat Jumping Hates Dog!

Or, Clay Pigeon is my other favorite. Maybe The Haikunator.
There once was a cycling haiku-ist ...bianchi boy
Aug 9, 2001 7:04 PM
There once was a cycling haiku-ist
Who was making a new to-do list
He didn't like his handle
So blew a birthday candle
A new name is what he wished
RAP NAMES!! Big Baby Jesus or Gangsta Boo.9WorCP
Aug 10, 2001 4:41 AM
How about P*ssy Puss Puss? A personal favorite.
the final analysis: results, awards, and decisionsHaiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 7:22 AM

i'll alternate between the 13 favorites 'til one of them makes me all warm and tingly. stay tuned.


overall favorite: Haikundikes

best in class: Tr(i)-State Cycler. you get the "haikookie". hey, there's a good one!

most off-base: 9WorCP

most impressive combo response: Skip. BTW, what's with "Haiku Jon"?

top entry including word "monkey" but without any suggestion: Luis

largest volume of entries: Do(u)g. but, is that cheating?

best multi-word handle suggestion: Lazy

20 submitted:

Rhymin Saimin
Haiku Jon
1,241 animal options
Bearded Dragon
The Lizard King
CJHD (Cat Jumping Hates Dog)
Clay Pigeon
The Haikunator
Big Baby Jesus
Gangsta Boo
P*ssy Puss Puss

13 selected:

Master of Haiku
J's Haiku Shop
Bikin' Haiku
Hai Kurate
Spiritual Haiku
Haiku From The Handlebar
Crouching Jeffrey Haiku Dragon
Clay Pigeon
The Haikunator


Len J, thanks for the reminder that ee cummings is amazing.

i'm surprised at the number of cat-related and anti-dog entries. am i the alterna-Do(u)g?

ak, haiku is spelled with an "a". you get extra points for "bearded dragon", which is not only thought-provoking, but (unfortunately for me) also just plain provoking.

JL: Anseriformes \An`se*ri*for"mes\, n. pl. (Zo["o]l.) A division of birds including the geese, ducks, and closely allied forms.

HH: i can't very well use either of those without getting booted off the board. just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean you're not out to get me.

dino: LOL. i would think "TLK" better for you, considering you're a giant lizard yourself. or, are you a bird? i'll have to see what discovery channel is claiming THIS week.

woof: imitation is the purest form of flattery

do(u)g: i'm not currently on drugs, but there's the chance that all this (board, work, bike, the rest) is part of a seriously bad trip i had in 1988. i'll come down soon (hope NOT).

bb: a limmerick about haiku. nice.

9WorCP: 'nuff said.

mike mc: there was this band in '89 called old skull. first release called "get outta school". all members were under 10 years old. favorites off that cassette (that i wore out) were "house is on fire" and "who lit the house". their big single (accompanied by a video on mtv) was "homeless", where the chorus was: "home...less! home...less!" check it out--best pre-pubescent punk you'll ever hear.

thanks again, all!
Aug 10, 2001 8:46 AM
Those are prime successful, A-class rap monikers I'll have you know. Millionaires with (I mean wit) lots of jewelry and furs. I gave you choice cuts and you discard without even a sniff. "Sniff." Oh well.
dude, if you'd said Vanilla Ice or MCA or Mike D, well...(nm/nh)Haiku d'état
Aug 10, 2001 9:38 AM
I appreciate your perspective9WorCP
Aug 10, 2001 9:54 AM
Jeffery H needs a name
one proffers too many choises
No to P*ssy Puss
No to Gangsta Boo
Jeffrey H is Old Skool.
More Skullmike mcmahon
Aug 10, 2001 4:56 PM
Yes, I remember those little dudes. I'm always happy to be reminded of forgotten music that was made before 1990, especially almost any band even tangentially inspired by the Sex Pistols. I'm sorry to hear my suggested moniker didn't make the final cut, but I'll admit I really didn't give it that much thought anyhow. It was just a reaction to the recent re-post of the skull valve cap. Best of luck to you in your final selection. I still believe we should follow the lead of Native American tribes that gave names later in life based on personality traits. At this point, I'm considering renaming my 10-month old son He Who Sleeps Not, Small Man Who Pulls Hair, Razor-Teeth, or just plain-old Barfy.
Aug 10, 2001 9:58 AM
Itsa Joke!