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There once was a cyclist Lemond(15 posts)

There once was a cyclist Lemondnutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 5:56 PM
There once was a cyclist Lemond
Of whom we were really quite fond
Till he criticized Lance
Who had just won in France
Now it seems that he's broken our bond.
There once was a cyclist named Kevinbianchi boy
Aug 3, 2001 6:02 PM
There once was a cyclist named Kevin
Who thought he had gone to heaven

He was riding for Jan
In Team Telekom

When Lance passed them up in the Alpen
There once was a Maillot Jaunenutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 6:19 PM
The once was a Maillot Jaune
Which could only be won by the strong
Greg got him three
Now he's got company
So he cries to himself all night long
Where is haiku guy when we need him?bianchi boy
Aug 3, 2001 6:27 PM
There once was a biker, it's true
Who liked to write cycling haiku
But when limericks abound
He's nowhere to be found
Maybe he's gone to the zoo
There once was a cyclist named LanceGreg Lemond
Aug 3, 2001 6:28 PM
There once was a cyclist named Lance
With only one ball in his pants
Chalk that up to cancer
But the Texas romancer
Has twins on the way, what's the chance?
There once was a cyclist in Minnesotanutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 6:46 PM
There once was a cyclist in Minnesota
Class? He had not one iota
That thing that he said
when he posted that thread
constituted a serious low blowda
There's this hill called Alpe d'Hueznutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 7:09 PM
On the Alpe d'Huez in France
Armstrong said "Jan, not a chance!
When you get to the crest,
You'll have time to rest
Meanwhile remember my glance."
I am that cyclist LanceTxcycler
Aug 4, 2001 11:14 AM
I am that cyclist Lance
True I've one ball in my pants
See that's all that I need
Cause I increased my speed
And saved 10 grams in advance

I am that cyclist Lance
True I've one ball in my pants
But I've got the right stuff
Cause one ball is enough
And I just won my third Tour De France
It's Lance, It's Lance...that one was pretty funny I must admitMabero
Aug 6, 2001 5:47 AM
re: There once was a cyclist LemondStarliner
Aug 3, 2001 6:55 PM
There was once in France a given fact
That no Yank could ever wear on his back
Their jersey in yellow
Until along came this fellow
Who proved to all he was no hack
re: There once was a cyclist Lemondnutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 7:15 PM
Starliner of course you are right
There's only one reason I write
To battle my narcolepsy
and cause some controversy
Until I can sleep tonight
A theological view on it...I guessbillygoat
Aug 3, 2001 7:38 PM
One night I looked up into the sky
And what did I see?
But the face of God smiling at me.
I didn't know what to say
I didn't know what to think
He just said, my son shut up
And leave Lance and Greg to me.
I certainly did not mean to offendnutmegger
Aug 3, 2001 7:23 PM
With limericks I admit I did send
But those words of Lemond
were above and beyond
Now both of us must make amends
Forgiveness is yours for the takingStarliner
Aug 3, 2001 8:17 PM
So please save your heart from aching
For Greg made his bed
With the words that he said
How I wish he would have been joking
There once was a German named Jan...Cima Coppi
Aug 4, 2001 4:39 AM
There once was a German named Jan
In winter he'd eat all that he can
He'd watch his weight spike
Then get on the bike
But by July he's still second man

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