|HOW COMMERCIALS DESTROYED MY LIFE||LostMyMind|
Jul 30, 2001 3:47 PM
|I bought me a Mercury Mountaineer and some shoes. I sent my car payment by way of the Eagle. The eagle dropped it on a Subway as it it passed by. As the Subway went over the overpass it fell into a BurgerKing. It was flame broiled but not the way I liked it.
I had my SUV repo and my shoes left me for some other feet. I went to the doc and told him my terrible story. He eventually asked me what was I on. I said, "What am I on, I'm watching 1000s of Mercury Mountaineers and Run Away shoes.com commercials."