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yeserday's board in HAIKU formatHaiku d'état
Jul 26, 2001 4:46 AM
greater than greater
than greater than greater than
please stop it live steam

must improve schedule
hmm...quit job leave wife dump kids
or just ride at lunch?

july purchase of
booties and stuff to keep warm
or move to bali?

endorphin orphan
since i quit running i jones
for natural high

rider's high exists:
post ride cold beer in hot bath
and taco pizza!

tubular for me?
carry a spare tire or tube
how long to change flat?

purchase custom frame
please, recommendations, please!
saved by grz mnky!

golf and road cycling
will the thread never fall off?
'member yesterday?

golf and road cycling
more flame bait for the masses
lycra, clubs, and balls

golf and road cycling
grz mnky said @sshole
he's underrated!

winter training hints?
bike, trainer, living room and
old tour tapes, my friend!

shorter reach attempt
complex answer to query:
lengthen your fingers!

salt tab 'perience?
use them on porch slugs, i say
the slime, the sizzle!

negative lance press
doping? not doping? simple:
check the test results.

the climb to kaiser
hurts my knees just to read it
better you than me!

here's how i save weight:
cut back ice cream and twinkies...
afternoon hunger!

more weight saving hints:
drill holes in frame and pedals
fill with helium

what does nm mean?
no more! no more! no more! uh...
amok! amok! amok! amok! amok!
do you hire out for closing arguments? :-)Dog
Jul 26, 2001 5:26 AM
Might get the jury's attention!

only if...Haiku d'état
Jul 26, 2001 5:32 AM
I can telecommute using my "smart handlebar"
probably need an endorphin buzz, too, huh? :-)Dog
Jul 26, 2001 5:42 AM
a few more--updates for today's postsHaiku d'état
Jul 26, 2001 6:00 AM
lance makes the front page
what is this world coming to?
dethroned mainstream sports!

what's a century?
hundred miles or hundred Ks?
ride 'til your butt's sore.

forty four, no ride
never learned our two-wheel love
answer: bubble wrap!

new tires won't fit rims
answer i got from bike shop:
hang some bricks from 'em

'puter bat'try life
run time of handlebar brain?
smart handlebar? SHORT.

people moon on tour
better if people tour moon
Le Tour de Luna

beer for bicyclist?
pete's wicked, pedaling friend

ET, you da man!
you ride to replace running
no sir, we don't mind!

help me find a bike
need new forum for these posts
that appear daily

crazy jeffreyh
he will haiku anything!
talent, good looks, too!

you funny, man. nmbill
Jul 26, 2001 7:46 AM
Humble, too :-) NMlook271
Jul 26, 2001 5:09 PM
You make me laugh, I think you should do this every day... (nm)mk_42
Jul 26, 2001 9:07 PM
you trying to get me banned? don't tempt me! NMHaiku d'état
Jul 27, 2001 5:06 AM
re: yeserday's board in HAIKU formatSkip
Jul 26, 2001 8:31 PM
Up and down the road,
Over mountain pass with glass,
Fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, flat.
NICE! especially final line. NMHaiku d'état
Jul 27, 2001 5:05 AM
Not a skills question, really an opinion question...Cima Coppi
Jul 26, 2001 6:37 AM
You can get some REALLY good hand made frames for under $1200 if you search the net. GVH Bikes has one of the best selections I have seen. He has pictures of every frame he has in stock, and he posts the top tube length on every description. You can't really go wrong with anything handmade.
2nd the EV2 nmDog
Jul 26, 2001 8:45 AM
how do you pronounce that, btw? nmDog
Jul 26, 2001 9:50 AM
Just like it sounds, Fon-dri(i sounds like e)-estJ.S.
Jul 26, 2001 12:11 PM
A bike company started by former outstanding Italian pro and ex-world champ, Maurizio Fondriest.
can you say....ak
Jul 26, 2001 10:18 AM
hmmm, light and stiff...
can you say KLEIN?
- no shortcuts taken like on the crackandfails
- precision welds make their Full Sus. bike stiffer (laterally) than almost all their competitors' hardtails.
- in 1998 (when I bought mine) frame & fork w/integrated BB weighs in at 2.2 lbs (nearly the lightest frame-set out there, weighed with the BB already installed, WOW!)

"The Quantum Pro is engineered for the professional racer, and has the lightest road bike fuselage available. It offers premium performance and handles like no other bike in the world."