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JOKE OF THE DAY(2 posts)

JOKE OF THE DAYjdl
Jul 20, 2001 9:01 AM
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later,
a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes
after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is
screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
re: JOKE OF THE DAYha ha
Jul 20, 2001 9:24 AM
Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got
another dress for you to clean." Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies,
"Come again?"

"No," says Monica. "Mustard."