|   Cow went poo in my helmet !!!! | jayz
Jul 9, 2001 11:41 AM | | sorry...come on...it made you laugh, admit it!! |
| Place helmet on head... | MrCelloBoy
Jul 9, 2001 11:43 AM | | twist vigorously. |
| Twinlab introduces new "Manure Away" spray (rotflmao) | rollo tommassi
Jul 9, 2001 12:37 PM | | I admit it, you cracked me up!
I suppose of all the bad things that can happen to you while riding a bike, if you start off with a steamer in your lid, what else could happen that would be worse than that?? |
| Not noticing and putting it on would be worse! LOL nm | Lazy
Jul 9, 2001 12:44 PM | | |
| don't have a solution, but here are some cow poop HAIKUS | Haiku d'état
Jul 9, 2001 12:43 PM | | adapted from prior "cat pee" series:
what's the best helmet
for encouraging bovine
defication? huh?
cow poop in helmet
can't make it to barnyard site
thankful not my shorts
cow: two thousand bucks
helmet: one hundred twenty
manure hat: priceless
i keep getting dropped
by all my riding buddies
must be the cow poop
whew! stinky helmet--
barnyard animal lover!
put that cow outside.
better a helmet
full of bovine number two
than cowbell on bars
marked territory
bessie squatted and did it
time for new helmet |
| re: Cow went poo in my helmet !!!! | jaybird
Jul 9, 2001 1:20 PM | | What kind of helmet was it? did it evacuate well? perhaps FIVER would like to know how well the Briko Twinner vents poo? Is there a helmet that has historicaly had a better reputation dealing with the buildup? How does Lance deal with it? |
| They could call you....Idunno....$hithead? | STEELYeyed
Jul 9, 2001 2:54 PM | | Actually I snickered uncontrolled,right here in the middle of the office,thanks for the laugh. |
| this might void your warranty | DaveG
Jul 9, 2001 5:21 PM | | ...also likely to cause a bad hair day. |
| Do like the kids in India.... | grz mnky
Jul 9, 2001 6:28 PM | | Put a coffee can over it then inhale the fumes for a quick buzz.
They actually do this - I kid you not. |
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