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Cow went poo in my helmet !!!!(9 posts)

Cow went poo in my helmet !!!!jayz
Jul 9, 2001 11:41 AM
sorry...come on...it made you laugh, admit it!!
Place helmet on head...MrCelloBoy
Jul 9, 2001 11:43 AM
twist vigorously.
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Jul 9, 2001 12:37 PM
I admit it, you cracked me up!

I suppose of all the bad things that can happen to you while riding a bike, if you start off with a steamer in your lid, what else could happen that would be worse than that??
Not noticing and putting it on would be worse! LOL nmLazy
Jul 9, 2001 12:44 PM
don't have a solution, but here are some cow poop HAIKUSHaiku d'état
Jul 9, 2001 12:43 PM
adapted from prior "cat pee" series:

what's the best helmet
for encouraging bovine
defication? huh?

cow poop in helmet
can't make it to barnyard site
thankful not my shorts

cow: two thousand bucks
helmet: one hundred twenty
manure hat: priceless

i keep getting dropped
by all my riding buddies
must be the cow poop

whew! stinky helmet--
barnyard animal lover!
put that cow outside.

better a helmet
full of bovine number two
than cowbell on bars

marked territory
bessie squatted and did it
time for new helmet
re: Cow went poo in my helmet !!!!jaybird
Jul 9, 2001 1:20 PM
What kind of helmet was it? did it evacuate well? perhaps FIVER would like to know how well the Briko Twinner vents poo? Is there a helmet that has historicaly had a better reputation dealing with the buildup? How does Lance deal with it?
They could call you....Idunno....$hithead?STEELYeyed
Jul 9, 2001 2:54 PM
Actually I snickered uncontrolled,right here in the middle of the office,thanks for the laugh.
this might void your warrantyDaveG
Jul 9, 2001 5:21 PM
...also likely to cause a bad hair day.
Do like the kids in India....grz mnky
Jul 9, 2001 6:28 PM
Put a coffee can over it then inhale the fumes for a quick buzz.

They actually do this - I kid you not.