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What's The Best Amphetamine For Road Biking?(10 posts)

What's The Best Amphetamine For Road Biking?"The Wheel"
Jun 19, 2001 2:56 PM
As many of you may know, European cyclists are some of the toughest, smartest road racers in the world. And they use drugs.

Lots of drugs. My question is, what kind of drugs do they use? When do I take them, before or during the ride, or both?
Speaking of getting a rush ...Brian C.
Jun 19, 2001 3:15 PM
Remember when you were a kid walking through a field and a pheasant suddenly flushed from a bush just a few steps away?
It scared the be-jeebers out of me many times.
On Monday, while enjoying a quiet ride in the country, such a bird bolted from roadside brush.
Talk about instant adrenalin.
Endorphin nmalansutton
Jun 19, 2001 3:18 PM
Two cups of french roast, hold the cream and sugar NMDINOSAUR
Jun 19, 2001 4:50 PM
re: What's The Best Amphetamine For Road Biking?peloton
Jun 19, 2001 6:39 PM
Heroine. Get lots of it. Take it all at once. Wash it down with a fifth of Stoli, and then go for a ride.

The sadness is that drug use to so acceptable.
Its called Carbs (SUGAR!).Canidraftyou
Jun 20, 2001 12:22 AM
Its called Carb's (SUGAR!). Take it, enjoy it, and live.

Hell, I knew a guy that took steroids, that doubled his muscle mass and performance. Today he's not strong enough to fight his way out of a Pine Box thats 6 feet under.

Peace out
Estrogin, try taking that.SSgt Jeremy in Germany
Jun 20, 2001 5:49 AM
They say it will make you grow big things, I assume muscles.
Two alternate drugs (methods)Car Magnet
Jun 20, 2001 7:33 AM
Follow these steps:
1. Have surgery to become a eunich
2. Take Viagra for 2-3 weeks before the big race
3. Crush the peloton from start to finish
4. Introduce yourself to the podium girls

High Altitude Recipe:
1. Have Barium enema performed
2. Try to hold your composure for entire race
3. Pedal really fast
4. Crush the peloton from start to finish
5. Introduce yourself to the podium girls (AFTER showering)

Guaranteed results or your money back!
Tom SimpsonColnagoFE
Jun 20, 2001 10:59 AM
i think the day he died he had benzedrine and cognac in his system
Campagnolo Crank - Double CrossMeDotOrg
Jun 20, 2001 2:12 PM
It will make you spin...