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Can anyone here do a wheelie!(24 posts)

Can anyone here do a wheelie!128
May 9, 2001 1:51 PM
I was in the Cote de Sur last Spring during the Raleigh Limited- Extreme Wheelie Backward Helmet Decenial Championships, (that race where you ride for 1000 miles on a wheelie and then bunny hop the last 20 miles across the finish line..you know,anyway) this rider Fred "Hey dig my retro cruiser!" Squirel starts complaining that the Intrnational Actually Fabricated Tire Pressure Union (IAFTPU) supplied his team with a Finley sprocket wrench when he specifically requested a Langstrom seven inch gangley wrench!
Anyway...
(ok, I need help, it's been a long day..AND I NEED A LONG RIDE.)

Roadrunner Roadrunner
I see your glacoma treatments are going well. nmgimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 2:04 PM
Oh Yeah! I'll givyaminit, Pal! You and me, Dead Mans Curve,128
May 9, 2001 2:18 PM
Drink lots of water or cytomax. Something.gimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 2:29 PM
Helps get rid of dehydration associated with Meth. Next time, try the X, a better fit for you. Ask your dealer for a sample.
Did something offend you or ru just a mean guy?128
May 9, 2001 2:42 PM
Neither. Same joke, new audience.gimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 2:48 PM
I just made a joke about your initial post/ramble/thingy. No harm intended. Just trollin' 'till I hook a big fish...:)
Humor Policegrz mnky
May 10, 2001 11:11 AM
Hey, your "glacoma comment" was barely funny when you directed it at me a month or more ago. It certainly isn't funny the second or thrid time around. BTW - I'm on the preventative program.
Dihydro monoxide works wonders....nmblue bayou
May 9, 2001 2:58 PM
go troll somewhere else!!!!ishmael
May 9, 2001 8:04 PM
cut the crap this is a bicycle board, if you want to waste time go do it somewhere else...not on my time pal..get a life..
why leave? the fishin' fine here!LightBoy
May 9, 2001 8:10 PM
I hardly think you are one to be judging someone based on the relevency of their posts, Gomer.
not on my time pal..get a life.....Lacks Luster but then Againgimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 10:22 PM
If that is your muster, mister, then again, is all you can do. Shame. I've seen you insulted, ignored, beat-down, beat up, ashamed, neglected and even,(might I say) looking and posting like team Nancy Boy.
Get a grip(not with the member in the middle) and WAKE UP. You are not in my class, and will never be. Please keep your shame and weakness to yourself. You have made you points clear.....the beat advice is your own:

>if you want to waste time go do it somewhere else...not on my time pal..get a life..

Have a nice life.
guguguruuruurrrrrrrrishmael
May 10, 2001 1:15 PM
you are angggggrryyyyy....guruururururrrrrrrrr...you caught the bait....keep flappin....i liked the class part...and you quoted too..good effort..ill quote you too and see if you'll respond "You have made you points clear.....the beat advice is your own" thank you mr.kerouac
Ishmael is the potmike mcmahon
May 9, 2001 10:40 PM
and gimmeaminute is the kettle. Next, we'll be seeing BON chastising others for personally attacking other posters.
We could all piss in....blue bayou
May 9, 2001 10:57 PM
Man, this is lame. Mike, are looking for some action, or just adding to the.....forget it.
Ishmael is the pot--and mike is smoking my pole.gimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 11:03 PM
And a bad job of it. You know mike, I have never answered a post of yours and I think, you not of mine. So what gives? You want to wreck your old boyfriend BON?(I mean, BONE) STFU and go home. Your saliva is irritating my urethrea.
Gee, you have a problem understanding simple conceptsmike mcmahon
May 9, 2001 11:14 PM
The point of my most recent post is that our friend Ishmael is a bit of a hypocrite for criticizing you for posting what he perceived to be non-cycling related messages. My post was not intended as a shot at you but a shot at Ishmael. However, your apparent obsession with h0m0sexual (creative spelling to avoid offending the fragile sensibilities of the readers) imagery is really becoming a bit much on a board that really should be devoted to cycling. I'm sure you can find plenty of other boards on the internet where you can freely discuss such subjects as pole-smoking, saliva-exchange, and boyfriend-wrecking. Best of luck to you and please accept my sincere apology for attempting to take your side in this matter.
Not really. Where do you want to meat?gimmeaminute
May 9, 2001 11:33 PM
Back pedaling will.....well this is a cycling site. If you are a homophobe, say so. Know who you are posting to keep it within reason--or don't. Save your passive-agressive "apology" for your therapist.

Stay off my posts.
Do me a favormike mcmahon
May 9, 2001 11:52 PM
Flame me if you'd like. Tell me I don't know my ass from a hot rock if you'd like. However, don't post messages containing phrases like "pole-smoking," "Nancy Boy," "spit, swallow or dodge," and then have the nerve to imply that I'm a homophobe. Done.
Keep my closet door closed!gimmeaminute
May 10, 2001 12:01 AM
Is that what you meant?


>Do me a favor
Flame me if you'd like.

Easy, now Cowboy. You need to click on excite.com....
Wow this must be good for handbag sales..(nm)...Pradaman
May 10, 2001 4:49 AM
LOL!Gadfly
May 10, 2001 10:03 AM
Very funny, mister!
Yes, on the retro cruiser ...Humma Hah
May 10, 2001 10:27 AM
I can wheelie OK but can't ride any distance that way. Never could bunny hop worth a darn.

Yesterday I had the bike with me when I visited my sister's farm. I did some riding with two of her kids, them riding their stunt bikes. I showed her son up pretty well with power and speed, and matched him on conventional wheelies, but he can stand the bike on the front wheel and I can't. :-(
On my 1978 Chro-Moly Mongoose BMX with Buddy Pegs I could128
May 10, 2001 10:58 AM
bunny hop all the way down Van Nuys Blvd and it's over 30 miles long!
Then when I was away one weekend, back here on the East coast, my roommates threw the frame out!! Devastating...Of course I had abandoned it in the back hall with 96 empty suitcases of Bud (found it when we went to turn in the cans)
That was a great wheelie bike.
Come to think of it, I havn't even TRIED to pull a wheelie for 20 years...
Whatever...
Have fun with the kids!

Roadrunner Roadrunner
Matter of fact, Sam's bike is a 'goose.Humma Hah
May 10, 2001 4:12 PM
I hadn't tried a wheelie in about a year, and nearly lost it when the old steel horse came up better than I expected.

Nephew Sam's bike is a Mongoose, sans pegs (he wanted them but they would have added $100, so he has to wait). Looks like fun. I wonder if I could build me an "urban assault" bike out of a Stingray (assuming I can find one the collectors have not gobbled up)?