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Cyclists suck(33 posts)

Cyclists suckMegan Atkinson (Meggg7a)
May 2, 2001 6:10 AM
Hi ya'll. I just wanted to tell you what a bunch of egg sucking wierdo's all you cyclists are. Why don't you take off the spandex, stop shaving your legs, and get a real freaking sport? You people are all freaks. Get bent, Megan.
Thus Spake Megan...Akirasho
May 2, 2001 6:16 AM
and the world was without form...

Be the bike.
Thus Spake Megan...TDA
May 2, 2001 6:18 AM
amen and amen....
re: Cyclists suckTDA
May 2, 2001 6:17 AM
Define a real sport? Would you not consider Lance Armstrong a real athlete? If you think we are that bad then what are you doing on a message board for cyclists? Have a nice day anyway :).
Ya'll means youse guysSteve H
May 2, 2001 6:43 PM
What I don't understand is why we should all ride bents.
Dear Meganseth1
May 2, 2001 6:52 AM
Take a deep breath and exhale slowly. Close your eyes and clear your mind of the stress of the daily grind. Picture yourself laying in a field in the shade of an oak tree. It's a warm sunny day with big, billowy clouds floating lazily by. You can hear birds chirping in the tree and a babbling brook is talking to the blue sky. And as you lay there you feel all of your anger and inadequacies melt away.

Now, with your cleared mind you are more able to clearly communicate your feelings and interest in our culture.

Don't you feel better?
Dear MeganJames
May 2, 2001 9:41 PM
Hopefully some MTB boys run her over while she is laying in the field!!!!!
And we exhale tooDCP
May 2, 2001 7:01 AM
Oh yes, that's right. All of us. Thanks for noticing (nm).....muncher
May 2, 2001 7:25 AM
I do NOT suck eggs.bill
May 2, 2001 8:05 AM
Hi to you, too, Megan.
re: Cyclists suckMrCelloBoy
May 2, 2001 8:31 AM
What Megan fails to realize here is that cyclists have other things going on in their lives! She may well have been delivered into this world by a doctor or nurse who cycles! Maybe they squeezed the tongs a bit tight or something, scarring her for life. Or maybe she was spurned recently by a cyclist who didn't have enough time for her.
re: Cyclists suckNEIL
May 2, 2001 9:21 AM
Somebody is not getting enough air and sunlight...
re: Cyclists suckDinosaur
May 2, 2001 9:29 AM
There is a wisdom of the head, and...a wisdom of the heart.
Charles Dickens
May 3, 2001 12:38 PM
and then there is gross stupidity (the original post). :-)

Prepared to RideGus Riley
May 2, 2001 9:32 AM
In light of current and future gas prices at least we're prepared to ride instead of drive a gus guzzling SUV. Fellow bicyclists all of our training is about to pay off this summer! One recommendation to all of us "egg sucking cyclists"....we better get CPR trained, cuz there could be a big influx of new riders who can't afford to buy gasoline and one of them might even be Megan Atkinson! But of course she would be a welcome addtion to the cycling ranks and sport. Really!
Prepared to Ridemuncher
May 2, 2001 9:47 AM
Gus - you had better keep away from those "gus guzzling" SUVs - people will start to talk otherwise :-o
David Lee Roth wore spandex!Mothhunter
May 2, 2001 9:34 AM
...let's just hope he doesn't anymore.
Rhode Island Reds' eggsBreck
May 2, 2001 9:42 AM
And make 'em fresh right out from under the hen. Get up early and gather the eggs while they're still warm and fertile. Better than Barred Rock or Polti or the Bantams (too small any ways), & fresh Goose and Duck eggs are too strong.

Never, as in NEVER suck store bought eggs!

But at least we're suckers for flame bait...Retro
May 2, 2001 9:45 AM
You know, a couple of hours ago I posted a message right herebill
May 2, 2001 1:46 PM
that is now gone, if it ever appeared. I may have messed up with the posting, but I've never done that before, and why should I start now.
The message was, more or less,
We are being so deliberately baited by this post that I have to wonder whether there is some other, nefarious, computer-related motive. Such as, in gratitude for responding, "Megan" right now is clearing out all of our Swiss bank accounts.
But it's not here anymore. I was making a joke (sort of), but I'm starting to wonder.
Hey Megan Are You Cute?Got Bent
May 2, 2001 9:56 AM
Well, are you? You sound like just the kind of highly intelligent yet disadvantaged trailer park honey I've been looking for. Are you interested in a little casual sex? I sure am! You might grow to enjoy caressing my shaved areas, including my legs. I will tie you up with my bib shorts if you like. We can get really funky. You can show me how to suck eggs real good too, no doubt you're a pro. Is it ok if I let my bike watch?

Maybe Megan's just jealous...Delia
May 2, 2001 10:44 AM
Perhaps all you male cyclists inspire some sort of violent envy because 'all y'all' have better legs and look so much better in Spandex than she could ever dream.

Oh and Megan, let me tell you that there is nothing sexier to some women than a man who's as into his sport and as confident about himself not to give a rat's 'ask' about shaving his legs.

Perhaps we're talking about sour grapes and not EGGS
Megans just jealousMel Erickson
May 2, 2001 11:16 AM
Our shaved legs look better than her hairy ones!
Megan's a league bowler with a 137 averagemike mcmahon
May 2, 2001 11:33 AM
Her team-mates at the Rolling Thunder Bowling Alley in Apache Junction, Arizona refer to her as "the Meganator." The Meganator's team bowls every Tuesday and Thursday at 9:30 a.m. The Meganator regularly finishes four Bloody Marys and a large bag of Jalapeno Poppers by 10:45. On the way back to her trailer after her Tuesday bowling session, she became hopelessly mired in the notoriously bad Tuesday morning Apache Junction traffic. While stuck in traffic, she noticed a group of three cyclists with shaved legs who were passing cars like they were standing still (which in fact they were). This experience so angered the Meganator that she drove her Dodge Dart down to the local library, where she logged onto the library's computer and drafted her message about cyclists being "egg sucking wierdo's [sic]." She then left the library for her job as a clerk at the local Circle K. After venting her spleen on the subject of cyclists, she actually felt quite a bit better, despite having a bit of a headache from the Bloody Marys. So please be patient with the Meganator. Her message here helped her cope with a wholly unsatisfying (not to mention very dangerous) job at a local convenience store. Of course, I could be wrong about all of this, but my limited psychic powers tell me that I'm not far off.
LOL!!! (nm)Ziffle
May 2, 2001 11:43 AM
you're killing meGW Rider
May 2, 2001 12:11 PM
Classic, ROFLMAO
If the Hollywood writers go on strike, Mike can...rollo tommassi
May 2, 2001 12:40 PM
certainly fill in with his active imagination!!!! This could be the sequel to La Course en Tete!
I say we green light anything Mike writes.
wicked funny stuff!
nice! you might have missed your calling. (nm)Haiku d'état
May 2, 2001 12:44 PM
Gladly....Bend Overgrz mnky
May 2, 2001 1:48 PM
That is if you're serious about me getting bent. Hugs.
It's good to know that Megan's not a cyclist........Bill J. Pappas
May 2, 2001 3:28 PM
...this sport, unfortunately like many others, has a small percentage of a--holes who make it look bad for others. With a person like Megan taking up my favorite sport of cycling, that percentage could increase to the point where I might have to take up golf instead.....ARRRRGGGGHH!!!!!
Phoney postAndy
May 2, 2001 10:23 PM
I'll bet you this whole post was a phoney. Nobody would post an inflamatory message and leave their full name and email address. I think someone posted this as a joke on Megan, if indeed Megan is a real person.
Who ever replies is a jerkThe Jerk
May 3, 2001 12:15 PM
That includes me. Us jerks will reply to anything won't we? Good job Megan. The best trolls are kept short and simple.
Agreed. Megan is a genius.mike mcmahon
May 3, 2001 12:41 PM
She's probably driving her Dodge Dart over to the library at least once a day to log on and read all of the responses she has received to her original message. She's probably LOLing and maybe even ROTFLOLing as I write this. I'm sure she's sharing her experiences with the other clerks at the Circle K and they're all having a good LOL about it while puffing away on GPC cigarettes. Boy, do I feel like a jerk!