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If you could come back as any animal, what would it be?(21 posts)

If you could come back as any animal, what would it be?Largo
Apr 24, 2001 8:33 AM
I'd want to come back as the "Lion" of Flanders, eh. He da man.
A Bearmike mcmahon
Apr 24, 2001 8:48 AM
because circus bears are the only animals other than humans who I have seen riding bikes.
monkeycurious george
Apr 24, 2001 12:06 PM
you haven't seen the little monkey riding the little bike?
Sorry, George, I forgot about youmike mcmahon
Apr 24, 2001 12:11 PM
However, I'd still rather be a bear.
Barking Spidergrz mnky
Apr 24, 2001 9:05 AM
They so elusive yet ubiquitous.

What a dumbass question.
Taking ourselves a little TOO seriously grz mnky?Largo
Apr 24, 2001 9:09 AM
Holy, get up on the wrong side of bed today, or are the saddle sores making you irritable?
Actually the opposite is true if you have a sense of humor.grz mnky
Apr 24, 2001 9:16 AM
Damn, I feel GOOD today!

You really think that this is a serious thread worthy of great introspection and analysis so typical of ;-)

Ok, I want to come back as a tick and make my living off of other people and return only pain and more ticks.
You mean this isn't worthy on extensive, intensive debate?Largo
Apr 24, 2001 9:26 AM
Da@n, i thought this was deep! Y'know, kinda zen.
You mean this isn't worthy on extensive, intensive debate?Larry Meade
Apr 24, 2001 11:35 AM
I don't know about zen, it sounds more hindu to me. With the whole reincarnation thing. Now this is zen....

The great Taoist master Chuang Tzu once dreamt that he was a butterfly fluttering here and there. In the dream he had no awareness of his individuality as a person. He was only a butterfly. Suddenly, he awoke and found himself laying there, a person once again. But then he thought to himself, "Was I before a man who dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I now a butterfly who dreams about being a man?"
Stop it! Youre making my brain hurt!!!!Largo
Apr 24, 2001 1:05 PM
How about coming back as seal? They are protected, get to lie around in the sun, stay fat, and eat sushi type stuff. Mmmmmmm!
yer makin' me laugh ...Breck
Apr 24, 2001 9:57 AM
The variety in the local mountains is the "California Barking Spider", & most deadly to Wheel-Suckers, that no-count variety of Land Leech.

you know my answerWoof the dog
Apr 24, 2001 9:11 AM
I want to come back as a big, stupid, happy pooch that likes people, barks, growls, and does dumb things. I would not have to think anymore...whoohoooo!!! My owner would defninitely take me to the bike races where I'd be getting into his opponents' spokes. Maybe he will even teach my how to ride a skateboard, or maybe a dog bike.

Woof, the 'waiting for my new wheels' dog.
re: woofnuke
Apr 24, 2001 2:57 PM! I need a dog that can ride! Let me know when you're a dog and I'll come get ya! :-)
It would be john de...he hate me
Apr 24, 2001 9:13 AM
aka, TROLL
i dont hate youjohn de
Apr 24, 2001 10:51 AM
i just dont ever want to have to share a deserted island with come back as an orangutan... i went to the zoo yesterday..
do the orangs use vaseline of their butts?Ismael
Apr 24, 2001 11:38 AM
obviously not or their butts wouldn't look like that
i just wanted to make it clear that this person isnt methe real ismael
Apr 24, 2001 12:17 PM
how about a grouse? Then you would always THINK your happyLargo
Apr 24, 2001 9:27 AM
Snow LeopardBreck
Apr 24, 2001 10:34 AM
A free trip to the Himalayas.

If you get the opp, check out
"The Snow Leopard"
by Peter Matthiessen

a classic read for the Zen Biker.

Apr 24, 2001 11:47 AM
Godzilla The Lizard king NMDinosaur
Apr 24, 2001 1:54 PM