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since many of you are engineers...(5 posts)

since many of you are engineers...ET
Apr 23, 2001 7:30 AM
a friend sent me the following:

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said,
"Take what you want."

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."
ET, I bet youre a lady killer on your hybrid!!! WOOO!!! NMBeavis
Apr 23, 2001 8:12 AM
Jokes about engineersHumma Hah
Apr 23, 2001 2:55 PM
Three men were scheduled to die by guillotine, a mathematician, a scientist, and an engineer. The rules were, if you chose to meet your fate face-up, and the machine malfunctioned, you went free.

The mathematician figured the odds were astronomical, at least a million to one, against a malfunction, but reasoned it was his only chance to live, and opted for face up. The blade jammed, and he went free.

The scientist noted empirically that, tho' the odds must be a million to one against failure, it had failed once, and might do so again. He opted for face up. The blade jammed, and he went free.

The engineer figured the device was a piece of junk, and also opted for face-up. As they strapped him down, he looked up and said, "Wait a minute, I think I see your problem."

The same three men were given a problem. They each placed in a room with a beautiful woman naked in a bed across from them. They were presented with one of Zeno's paradoxes -- they could have her, but to reach her must make each step no more than half the remaining distance.

The mathematician realized instantly that the rules prevented him from ever reaching the woman, and gave up. The scientist took a few steps, realized empirically that he could never reach the woman, and gave up. The engineer took five steps, realized he was close enough to make a good engineering approximation, and jumped into the bed with her.
Even in jokes the engineers get the chics!!Tim Carrol
Apr 23, 2001 3:27 PM
Yeah, but that's the only place!! :-D LOL (nm)Lazy
Apr 23, 2001 3:37 PM