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Penile reduction surgery or chop my toes off?(5 posts)

Penile reduction surgery or chop my toes off?Scyntillating
Apr 23, 2001 6:35 AM
I'm looking at a few options for a lighter setup on my bike. A penile reduction procedure should be able to reduce my weight by about 8 oz. of spongy tissue. However, I feel chopping my toes off might have a greater effect due to their rotational weight.

Has anyone explored either of these two options? Any advice would be appreciated.

Tailwinds,

Scynt
just chop off your head, fricker (nm)truth_teller
Apr 23, 2001 8:29 AM
Rather have a bottle in front of me than aFrontal Lobotomy
Apr 23, 2001 12:53 PM
Depending on your age & cranial capacity, a frontal lobotomy (or an amydalotomy) is a great way to shed weight.
Amputate just below the neck! (nm)grz mnky
Apr 23, 2001 1:16 PM
Or shave your legs. Big weight savings for Sasquatch! :-D NMLazy
Apr 23, 2001 2:36 PM
nm