|Penile reduction surgery or chop my toes off?||Scyntillating|
Apr 23, 2001 6:35 AM
|I'm looking at a few options for a lighter setup on my bike. A penile reduction procedure should be able to reduce my weight by about 8 oz. of spongy tissue. However, I feel chopping my toes off might have a greater effect due to their rotational weight.
Has anyone explored either of these two options? Any advice would be appreciated.
|just chop off your head, fricker (nm)||truth_teller|
Apr 23, 2001 8:29 AM
|Rather have a bottle in front of me than a||Frontal Lobotomy|
Apr 23, 2001 12:53 PM
|Depending on your age & cranial capacity, a frontal lobotomy (or an amydalotomy) is a great way to shed weight.|
|Amputate just below the neck! (nm)||grz mnky|
Apr 23, 2001 1:16 PM
|Or shave your legs. Big weight savings for Sasquatch! :-D NM||Lazy|
Apr 23, 2001 2:36 PM