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Life is GOOD!(4 posts)

Life is GOOD!look271
Apr 3, 2001 12:40 PM
Commuted into work today, a balmy 56 degrees, first ride of the year in shorts! Managed to not give any co-workers a cheap thrill(see previous commuting thread), and was able to gloat when others were whining about how they had such a difficult time finding a parking spot for their cars! Boo Hoo! My bike fits nicely in the closet adjacent to my office. :-)
re: Life is GOOD!BC
Apr 3, 2001 5:24 PM
I also had my first ride in shorts, yesterday though. It was around 70 in Ga. Friday it will be in the 80's!!!!
re: Life is GOOD!...until you diedoc TRO-(the real one)
Apr 3, 2001 6:38 PM
You put your bike in a closet?!

-(chanting to the unhappy bike gods): OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHUUUUHHAAAAAUAAA
OOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

-(as an evangelist preacher)

WE MUST RID THE FACE OF THE WORLD FROM THESE TERRIBLE FIENDS THAT PUT SUCH SHAME TO THEIR POSSESIONS
OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF THE ETERNAL FLAMES THESE CREATURES COME AND BUY NICE BIKES AND MISTREAT THEM
(humming of "how great thou art" is heard)
OH LORD WE PRAY TO YOU HELP THESE UNGUIDED PEOPLE
ACCEPT THESE POOR UNGUIDED PEOPLE BACK INTO YOUR CIRCLE
WE PROMISE NOT TO LET THEM DO SUCH SINS AGAIN
OH LORD HEAR THEIR SORROW FOR SUCH WRONGS
WE PRAY TO YOU LORD
THEY PRAY TO YOU OH LORD FOR YOUR FORGIVNESS AND TO YOU FOR YOUR BLESSINGS
WE KNOW YOUR POWER LORD YOU NEED NOT MAKE AND EXAMPLE OF THESE SINFUL MEN
THEY PRAY TO YOU OH LORD FOR FORGIVNESS
AND FROM THE DEPTHS OF OUR HEARTS WE KNOW THAT YOU OH LORD WILL SAVE US
AMEN

-(begin monk like chant)

HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I'm sorry doc for I have sinned!look271
Apr 4, 2001 6:42 AM
Please accept my humble forgiveness (weeping, wailing, nashing of teeth), and I accept the consequences of my most dispicable actions (temp at about 42f going home, raining).AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!