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Roadie falls for a mountain biker(5 posts)

Roadie falls for a mountain bikerStarliner
Mar 28, 2001 12:47 PM
Met this French lady a while ago and found out she raced mountain bikes. So after several missed opportunities, I finally got to ride with her.

She doesn't have a road bike, so I rode my mountain bike to her house and then we rode together over to a local park with some pretty fine trails. On the way up the first big hill, my rear wheel hung up on a coconut-sized boulder stopping me cold. Not able to get my foot out of that damn SPD pedal fast enough, I toppled over onto my side.

Just before I began to turn red from embarrassment, I heard a sweet voice say, "sheet hoppens, are you OK?" and saw her big beautiful smile beaming at me. Too tickled by her charm to do anything else, I got up, resaddled and we resumed the climb.

Not to get into lengthy details on the day, but as someone used to the sight and smell of following after male a$$e$, let me just say that it was sure a treat to be chasing after her pretty, shapely, feminine butt/hips. On top of that, the fact that she really knows how to rock on those trails.

At one point we stopped for a breather. Standing next to her, the silly thought came to my mind that the only thing separating our naked bodies was just a flimsy millimeter or two of lycra. Yeeowww!!!!
re: Roadie falls for a mountain bikerdonalson
Mar 29, 2001 6:25 AM
man why can't my woman (wife) bike :) lol...I'm not sure how old she was but she got a bike for her b-day or something like that, went out to ride it, and fell, in one big stride, showing the b1tch that she is she threw the bike to the side of the road, left it there and went home, never to touch another bike agin. (note yes it's not a nice thing to say about her but she's got a bigger b1tch streak than any other woman i have ever met...but i still love her :) lol

and as for my hell shes touching mine :)...but i did inheret a girls pacifc MTB (if you can call it that) that i'm trying to get her on :) lol

re: Roadie falls for a mountain bikerdonalson
Mar 29, 2001 6:28 AM
well i do hafta give her at least one least she is willing to accept my addiction of cars a bikes :)...and more importanly let me put some of the money I make from my job towards my toys (don't you love it when the woman does the finaces :) lol

Dear Penthousebill
Mar 29, 2001 8:05 AM
Will you please keep us married, voyeuristic, pathetic, p*ssywhipped, shrunken-d*cked, pathetic (did I mention pathetic?), drooling slobs informed?
Your silly thought? That wasn't a silly thought. That was life itself.
I envy you I salute you. Rock out. I really have no regrets at this stage of my life, but, once in awhile, I do think about the ones that got away because I was an a**hole about making that move.
You know what? I don't think that making a pass EVER, and I mean EVER, really hurt me. I don't know how old you are, and you may know all this stuff, but, if you keep it light, respectful (of you both), and merely inviting of fun instead of the leering cretin I've become in my dotage, letting someone know that you're aware of her charms through that thin layer of lycra never hurts.
She's 36 and ....Starliner
Mar 29, 2001 10:01 AM
I think I'm 14