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Lame Joke for Cyclists(7 posts)

Lame Joke for CyclistsJeff
Mar 26, 2001 5:53 AM
Don't say I didn't warn you....

It had been a quiet night at the local bar so far, but then the door
was thrown open and an Interstate highway strode in. "I'm an Inter-
state highway," he declared. "I stretch from coast to coast and have
at least four lanes, shoulders, and a median almost my entire length.
I have the highest speed limit of any highway. I'm the best of the
highways, and I'm afraid of no highway and no road." He then strode up
to the bar, ordered a beer, and began drinking it, while looking
around.

A short time later, a four-lane highway came in, went to the end of
the bar, and ordered a beer. The Interstate looked him over and
walked over to him. "I'm an Interstate highway," he declared. "I
stretch from coast to coast and have at least four lanes, shoulders,
and a median almost my entire length. I have the highest speed limit
of any highway. I'm the best of the highways, and I'm not afraid of
you."

The four-lane highway said "I agree that you're the best. I don't
want any trouble with you. Let me buy you a beer", and he did. They
drank their beers and discussed their engineering specifications.

After a half hour, the door opened again and a two-lane road came in,
went to the other end of the bar, and ordered a beer. The Interstate
looked him over and told the four-lane highway that he had to take
care of the new arrival. He walked over to the two-lane road and said
"I'm an Interstate highway. I stretch from coast to coast and have at
least four lanes, shoulders, and a median almost my entire length. I
have the highest speed limit of any highway. I'm the best of the
highways, and I'm not afraid of you."

The two-lane road quivered a bit and said "You're absolutely right.
You are the best of the highways. I'm just a lowly two-lane road. I
don't want any trouble. Can I buy beers for you and the four-lane
highway?" The Interstate motioned the four-lane highway to come over,
the two-lane road bought beers for each of them, and the three of
them drank their beers and discussed the merits of various paving
materials.

After another half hour, the door opened again and a strip of asphalt
about eight feet wide came in. The Interstate highway ducked behind
the bar and hid there quivering quietly. The bartender was shocked.
After serving the asphalt strip, he walked over to where the
Interstate was hiding. "I watched you stand up to the four-lane
highway and the two-lane road. You said you weren't afraid of any
highway or road. Why are you hiding from that little asphalt strip?"

The Interstate replied quietly, "It's true that I'm not afraid of
any highway or road, but he's a cycle path."
waylame
Mar 26, 2001 6:56 AM
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dear jeffjohn de
Mar 26, 2001 7:05 AM
i read your entire joke...ive analyzed its joke content with others and we all agree (the two of us) it is not funny....im sure you have other qualities..maybe you are good at calculating things or you know how to destinguish between the different bicycle tubings...you are a good speller atleast and have nothing to be ashamed of...you are still a valuable asset to the board and i look forward to further interaction on a more serious topic
ummmm...I don't get it...(nm)Cartman
Mar 26, 2001 7:21 AM
ummmm...I don't get it...(nm)Secondchance
Mar 26, 2001 7:49 AM
Cycle Path...psychopath. Don't worry, everything will be fine.
Now I get it, ha, ha, ha, ha,..... (that was really bad!)Cartman
Mar 26, 2001 9:56 AM
hey be careful you may offend peoplecyclopathic
Mar 26, 2001 7:55 AM
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