|O'Grady kicks so much ASS!||Pack Meat|
Sep 27, 2002 2:06 PM
|From his Velonews rant:
A roadie who carves a crit corner like a Thanksgiving turkey may be less adroit in a December 'cross, with one slushy shoe frozen solid to its pedal during a flailing pirouette of a dismount. The mountain biker who descends faster than Lucifer in "Paradise Lost" may be as slow on foot as Sharon Falconer in "Elmer Gantry." And trackies ... well, the less said about hormonal Amish Luddites who eschew brakes, derailleurs and right-hand turns, the better. They call off their races when it rains, f'chrissakes.