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shorts for the well hungale-x-x
Feb 20, 2003 10:42 AM
No joke...i have a problem with my 'business' and my bike shorts. I find that i have to fold it over or up and down but its still a hassle. does anyone make shorts with greater 'accomodation'....please advise
appropriate that you picked the components board to post. nmJS Haiku Shop
Feb 20, 2003 10:51 AM
oh, and...maybe this guy can help...JS Haiku Shop
Feb 20, 2003 10:52 AM
You can wear SHORTS? (nm)cory
Feb 20, 2003 10:52 AM
knickers and a holster. nmSpunout
Feb 20, 2003 10:55 AM
Being 5'8" with size 8.5 feet, I can say...Quack
Feb 20, 2003 11:37 AM
that I have never really had a problem like the one you mention. I think the majority of guys let the junk point in whichever direction is the natural one and ride. Meaning toward the right hip or left hip. If you are indeed well endowed, be proud and sport it.

My .02.
6'1" and size 12 and I don't have it either! :( (nm)merckx56
Feb 20, 2003 2:57 PM
put them on backwards nmDougSloan
Feb 20, 2003 12:01 PM
Just cut and fit accordingly....n.m.koala
Feb 20, 2003 12:46 PM
Just cut and fit accordingly....n.m.altidude
Feb 20, 2003 1:15 PM
Two peanut shells, some glue, and a rubberband will serve you well.
This has worked for me...seyboro
Feb 21, 2003 3:35 AM
Just swing things over your shoulder. Careful, though, I have gotten stuck in the rear derailleur....
Feb 21, 2003 3:46 AM
There was a young man from Kent......davet
Feb 21, 2003 8:39 AM
...whose tool was so long that it bent, save him the trouble,

...he stuck in double,

..instead of coming, he went.
Get a recumbent?RJF
Feb 21, 2003 10:53 AM
Seriously, if your package is so big that spandex -- which stretches so much you can fit a freaking bowling ball in a pair of shorts -- will not cover it, I doubt you are able to ride a bike at all. Your nuts would be banging on the top tube.
My GF witnessed that once and had to point it out...SuperGnome
Feb 21, 2003 3:10 PM
whatever your decision, take public interest in mind... heh

Perhaps an ice rub down might tame things down a bit. j/k
Do what I do: tie it in a knot! nmUncle Tim
Feb 22, 2003 9:37 PM
use a knee warmer on the side that you want to let it hang down nmthe bull
Feb 23, 2003 6:42 AM
i feel your pain, ehr, i mean i don't feel anythingbikeape
Feb 23, 2003 9:03 AM
6'7" size 15, that's 50 for the euros
and i feel your pain, ehr, i mean i don't feel anything really,
does anyone know of a good saddle. cause my boys dead after more than an hour in the drops.
A honest answerIan
Feb 24, 2003 7:09 AM
I will assume that you are serious, and attempt to give you an honest answer. I am guessing what you mean is not that you are so large that your shorts can't hold it, but you just do not like only a thin layer of spandex covering your stuff. Funny enough, I have a riding buddy who complained about the same thing. He then found that the chamois in Specialized shorts comes up further in the front than others and covers his stuff. Now he has a chamois and the spandex covering him, and it makes him more comfortable.

A loaded gun...chipnseal
Feb 24, 2003 4:07 PM
Are you showing up for a co-ed group ride with a "loaded gun"?

Fold it over?...Geez, maybe you need a license for that Johnson...